September 19th 2022. SAP Center in San Jose, California. Monday Night RAW. Damage CTRL came to San Jose to party. It's not Westeros so there shouldn't have been any chaos. Wrestling and Game of Thrones weddings have chaos of a different kind in common. But a wrestling party is just fun gone off without a hitch, right? I mean, maybe someone pukes up hot dogs or some food gets tossed around. But biting? The important thing is our favorite ladies are still in control. It still sucks they couldn't even celebrate the start of their dominion with some well-deserved peace and a party.

I blame that damn doll Lily who was present. Someday I hope Our Captain gets to kick that doll's head right off. So where was I... Ah yes. Damage CTRL arrived to the arena in a limo, dressed in style and putting all those celebrities in LA who wish they were sizzling and could kick ass like Damage CTRL to shame. Bayley drove our New WWE Women's Tag Team Champions Dakota Kai and IYO SKY down the aisle in the dope new Damage CTRL ride. The ring was adorned with red and black Damage CTRL colored balloons. There was a burst of confetti and some fireworks.

Bayley was excited to be back in her hometown to celebrate with her girls Dakota and IYO. The rude San Jose crowd choose not to cheer for their Bay Area hero so she choose not to celebrate with them. But what does she expect? The Bay Area's claim to fame with comic book heroes is low budget Batman Johnny Domino. They can't handle real heroes like Damage CTRL.

IYO offered thanks to Bayley but the selfless Role Model wanted to thank Dakota and her for coming with her on this journey and believing in her Vision. Dakota would deliver a vent in true Sherri Martel fashion. She started that they needed each other as the division needed them. But what she said they don't need is Bianca, Asuka and Alexa. Dakota pointed out Asuka was once a fearless warrior, Bliss walks around like she got a lobotomy in therapy and Bianca has phoned it in as champion. Whether you agree or not, Our Captain makes very good points. I happen to agree with her.

Dakota continued that Bianca had phoned it in for months because she forgot how it felt to be pinned until Bayley pinned her at Clash at the Castle. The once hungry have lost their hunger so Dakota told those three to pack it up and go home because Damage CTRL has this. Of course, that is the point where those three decided to come out and interrupt the party instead of asking Pierce or whoever is in charge for some time to respond AFTER the time that was allotted to Damage CTRL not Bianca, Asuka and Alexa.

Alexa Bliss challenged Bayley to a match. The Role Model recalled that Alexa once made her life a living hell but this Alexa is a shell of that Evil Goddess with no bite. Bliss said she still has a bite and implied she was going to bite Bayley. Damage CTRL isn't up with all this wrestlers biting wrestlers thing going on so they left the ring. Bayley returned to tell Bliss to her face she would face her in a match. But Bliss decided to be Little Miss You Know What and attacked Bayley. Luckily, Dakota and IYO pulled her from the ring before Bliss could try to bite her.

Dakota and IYO accompanied Bayley to the ring for her match against Bliss. Asuka and Belair were in Bliss's corner. The crowd was split down the middle. Damage CTRL clearly lit a hunger in Little Miss Bliss who showed some of that Goddess fire long missing. See, Damage CTRL are only trying to motivate the division like they've said many times. You can't do that giving out pats on the head. It takes a bop or few. Alexa Bliss can consider herself bopped.

Our Captain noticed a hair stuck in Alexa's eye and kindly flicked it out for her. As the match went on there was plenty of chaos that led to Bayley hitting the Rose Plant and scoring a pinfall victory. Damage CTRL wasn't done. They laid out Team EST because if you ruin a Damage CTRL party, they go all red wedding on your ass. Well, in a more humane way. The highlight was Bayley and Dakota giving IYO an assist with a springboard moonsault onto Asuka. Bayley finished it, hitting the Rose Plant on Bianca. She was now ready. The Role Model wants the RAW Women's Championship at Extreme Rules on October 8th 2022.

The party time was not excellent for our favorite ladies thanks to Team EST being crashers. But by the end of the night, Damage CTRL were the ones doing the crashing. Bianca crashed to the mat alongside her allies. War is on the horizon and Damage CTRL are already winning the games. Dakota and IYO are the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions. On October 8th 2022, Bayley is ready to cut the loom of Bianca Belair's title reign and will become RAW Women's Champion.